Onyxia's hunting ground

UR(Unknown Reality)

UR Me: walking casually down the road looking at his phone "thats a pretty interesting idea, I might-" ground shudders people run past screaming and a nearby building collapses as The Giant Onyxia crashes through "Welll thats... not what I was expecting... WAIT SHE'S NAKED!?" panicks and covers eyes only to miss Onyxia grab a helpless civilian and eat him "Sorry, ma-am"

Onyxia:"Oh? your not running? how cute foolish, but cute little boy~"

UR Me:"what do you mea-" glances to see her eat and swallow another person "OH MY GOD! shit! she's a hungry gal! RUUUUN!"

Onyxia:"Too late!" Grabs the poor version of me and holds him to her face "You're my prey now boy... oi, you heard me right?, you're my prey stop giving me such a passive look and scream in terror"

UR Me:"Because It would do me no good, by staying calm I can think of ways to escape."

Onyxia:"hah! escape? Im not gonna let you Escape, your going right into my stomach, buuut You do seem intresting."

UR Me:"Im sorry, but this might hurt" pulls out small dagger and stabs her finger

Onyxia: "OW!" drops the version of me "how the, that hurt!? ah, GET BACK HERE!" quickly gives that version of me chase "Ho-hoho you've done It now, I definitely am gonna have you, you've caught my interest!" licks lips "Wether I eat you or not will all depend on how well you entertain me."

UR Me: running oddly fast "Yeah, sorry, not interested in being your sex toy!"

Onyxia:"I NEVER SAID THAT!" blushes in embarrassed rage at the comment "Have tact!"

UR Me:"Hahe! you should have seen your face there all red with rageful embarrasment!" runs through a building which Onyxia smashes though furious that that version of me would say such a dirty thing

Onyxia:"GET BACK HERE!!, how the hell are you outrunning me!?"

UR Me:"I never skip leg day!"

Onyxia:"No I heard you whisper somthing under your breath before you stabbed my hand with that weird dagger!"

UR Me:"You mean the Cosmian-Shikto? or Cosmian shank?"

Onyxia:"The hell does that weird name have to do with anything!? yes the Dagger! what did you whisper!?"

UR Me:"alright I'll adit I casted a bit of a speed spell, Vworkin chruk or Warp move"

Onyxia: leaps and lands on the version of me Grabbing him "Finally!, Got you!" breathing heavily "You know? I think I'll keep you as my pet"

UR Me:"this is annoying" struggling a bit futile "you pinned my arm so I couldn't use the Cosmian-Shikto damn, that is a weapon made from Gaisen murino or Reality iron." whispers "Sellintal rie!-" large finger covers mouth

Onyxia: "Ah-ah-an~ can't be having you cast any more weird spells. not before I've had fun with you"